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Feb 27, 2006

Carlin's New Rules

George Carlin's New Rules For 2006


New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to "beef with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.

New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done.

New Rule: Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven deadly sins. ESPN recently televised the US Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait. They're already doing that. It's called "The Howard Stern Show."
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posted by Indigobusiness @ Monday, February 27, 2006   1 Comments

1 Comments:

At 10:19 PM , Blogger Maven said...

I love Carlin's 10 Commandments bit... the audio is on his site.

 

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