Seventh Level of Hell
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
| Level | Score |
|---|---|
| Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Low |
| Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | Moderate |
| Level 2 (Lustful) | High |
| Level 3 (Gluttonous) | High |
| Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Very Low |
| Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Moderate |
| Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | Very Low |
| Level 7 (Violent) | High |
| Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | High |
| Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | Low |
posted by Indigobusiness @ Friday, September 29, 2006
5 Comments
5 Comments:
joined Cleopatra and Helen of Troy in level 2...
Well, la di da. Aren't we civilized? Hanging out with Helen and Cleo in the upper reaches, while I'm down here with the Harpies, blasphemers and sodomites. (BTW, I bet Cleo knows a little something about that last one.)
I always figured you for a higher-class hellion than myself, Deek, but not THAT MUCH HIGHER. And how did I rate so highly in the Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers catagory?
I badly need to dust my broom.
I'm the baddest mutherfuker of you all, then: Level 8, or the Malebolge.
"Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shaped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer."
I got extreme in that category...
Go figure...
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