Bushplug
Because he wants to find out as much about you as possible and to get inside your most personal business, we figured we would offer you the opportunity to show him where the sun don’t shine. I’ve had our skilled craftsmen in the secret Fukn.us labs create the “George W. Bush Buttplug”
This President will really f*** you up the butt. You’re already familiar with the sensation, so why not REALLY FEEL IT with our exclusive Presidential Pooper Plug. Invade an Iraqi, an Afghani, or at even an Iranian when you want. With this fat headed, huge stub of a plug no ass is safe anywhere.
Made of 100% silicone with 4” of useable length and a head 1-1/2” in diameter, this butt plug will issue a 110% American ass drubbing. A 2-3/4” base prevents the little prick from digging in without a timetable for withdrawal.
Great gag gift for Log Cabin Republicans. Use as a dashboard ornament, mantelpiece or uncomfortable conversation piece. Get one now before we get killed!
As always, remember to play safe, play clean and never ever go through airport security with this gag tucked away.
At this stage, we are in limited production and orders should arrive within 6-8 weeks. I am told that W. will be comfortable on a shelf if you prefer to simply have him tapping your wires instead of tapping your…ahem…, however, I want to stress that he is fully functional although for legal reasons he is sold as a novelty item only. Buy them today for all your Republican friends. $52.00 plus S/H
Just Enough Information To Make You Dangerous FUKN acronym. Future Uncertain Kiss Now
posted by Indigobusiness @ Wednesday, September 27, 2006
7 Comments
7 Comments:
I haven't priced any butt plugs or anything, but don't you think $52 is kind of high, just cuz Bush's face is on it? Do you think it's a secret plot to raise money for GOP for the November elections?
I know less than nothing about buttplug pricing, or ulterior political possibilities, but it seems oddly appropriate that a George Bush buttplug would be highly overpriced.
I feel like W has been up my ass since day one.
What ISN'T visible on those pics is the tiny Tony Blair butt plug that fits perfectly up the ass of the Dubya one -rather like those Russian dolls ;¬]
help me with perspective, in one hand - butt plugs, in the other hand, tortured bodies showing up daily in the streets of Iraq ...
Twit has given clues to the perspective, but the vanishing point remains hidden.
Makes me want to eat a diet high in meat, calalou, beans and malitol, for just the right level of rectal unctiousness before jamming the plug in and giving Bush a piece of my mind...
I reckon he's deserving of a very high level of rectal unctiousness.
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