Hope for Politics

Laryngeal Bleep Implant Improves Political Discourse By Ion Zwitter, Avant News Editor Washington, D.C., November 9, 2015 The level of political discourse in America has improved by a whopping 43% since the Laryngeal Bleep Implant became a requirement for all politicians early last year, a new study shows. Proponents of the Laryngeal Bleep Implant hail the latest polling as a resounding success for the initially controversial measure, while skeptics tend to complain much of the voyeuristic drama has been removed from traditional rough-and-tumble politics.

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